Yosi-P puzzled that Final Fantasy 14 players are horny for two-headed lizards: “I never imagined this.

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Yosi-P puzzled that Final Fantasy 14 players are horny for two-headed lizards: “I never imagined this.

Miraculously, I managed to play through the entirety of “Final Fantasy 14: Dawntrail” without boning the giant two-headed lizard man, Bakur Jaja. We managed to play through the entirety of “Final Fantasy 14: Dawntrail” without boning this giant two-headed lizard man, Bakur Jaja.

The past two weeks have seen a number of slightly disturbing artwork, from the sexy maid Bakool Ja Ja to the pregnant Bakool Ja Ja. In other words, the catboy in the smart glasses, Koana, is literally there. And director and producer Naoki Yoshida must not have been expecting this wave of Bakool Ja Ja love, either.

As GamesRadar reported, Yoshi P. seems as baffled by this as I am. During a Q&A at the Japan Expo in Paris, Yosi-P told the audience, with a handy translation by Audrey, CEO of Aita Japan and a well-known Final Fantasy 14 enthusiast, “I'm not sure what to think. This whole development team was like, “Wow! was like, “Wow!”

Yosi-P said, “It was like, 'Oh, my God, this is a great game.

To be fair to Yoshida, this is a kind of leftist craving for the community. As I've said before, we've fawned over moody edgelords, adorable catboys, and tall goth women for years. But slimy amphibians have never made the list.

Javier Prusky, the voice actor for Bakr Jaja, also joined the discussion, replying to Audrey's tweet and adding, “I mean, I'm not mad at him,” adding: “It's fun to voice him and to know others find joy in interacting with him.”

Forgive me for stepping into a few spoilers for the Dawntrail storyline, but I'm not going to spoil it for you.

While I still don't fully understand the infatuation with Bakur Jaja, he is arguably the best character development in the expansion. Bakur Jaja, who comes across as a taco-snarfing jerk, turns out to be a softy who actually suffers from terrible survivor's guilt. After spending the early part of the story in head-to-head conflict with him, he eventually becomes a staunch ally for the rest of the expansion, fighting alongside us when things get a little bad with the rather unsexy one-headed lizardman, Zorar Ja.

Then again, he may also be a huge, muscular meathead with a sensitive side. I'm not sure I'll ever swoon over him in his maid's outfit, but I'm beginning to see the appeal. Maybe I've been playing too many games the past few weeks.

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